Adam says he’ll feed them soon but admits that even though it’s his job to feed the crew, he hates doing it. While he’s slicing it, Conrad wanders into the kitchen demanding ham. Editor’s Rating Hannah and Conrad take this time to not do work, and decide they’re going to go to Prague after the charter season ends, where I’m sure Hannah will find Conrad even more poor than she does now and dump him. It’s the price you pay for safety. Well, Bravo producers, let it be known that my husband and I are brave enough to do it so long as it doesn’t cost us more than a Snickers bar at Duane Reade.Meanwhile, Brooke and Kasey make beds and complain about Hannah not doing any work. And truly, what we just witnessed was on a savage, Shakespearian level of shadiness. Hannah’s take on the situation is, “You can’t be mad at me because of how I’m programmed.” Which, for all her (albeit justified) hatred of João, is exactly the kind of thing João would say.Even though all she does is walk around the boat listening to Tiësto albums and drinking soda, Hannah says she wants to impress Captain Sandy this charter. Hannah and Conrad re-evaluate whether their opposite outlooks on life will be able to coexist off the boat. If You Wanna Believe Anything Could Stop Dua Lipa, Don’t Watch Her Host If she hasn’t found out anything about João that’s upset her thus far she probably won’t ever.After the guests leave the crew with a mediocre tip, Sandy tells the kids to go out to a nice dinner but not clubbing. But hey, at … João’s take on this isn’t that maybe, just maybe he behaved like a horrible person, but, “I didn’t realize how much she liked me.” I hope for Kasey’s sake that her feelings for João are born out of the desperation of being on a boat, like how everyone has weird hookups on their Birthright trips or as camp counselors. James Corden Makes a Very Painful Return to the Kasey and Joao resume their friendship, leading Brooke to question his intentions. Tonight we were in for a supersized episode of Below Deck Mediterranean, which delivered supersized drama of epic proportions for Kiko Lorran.
The Weeknd, Roddy Ricch, Maluma, CNCO to Perform Somewhere in New York for VMAs MTV is calling it a “screen-bending spectacle.” We Asked a Gyno About “WAP” Kasey Cohen and Conrad Empson Are Over Jezebob Watching the newly resurfaced episode “Please, Baby, Please” today, it seems even more ridiculous that ABC wouldn’t air it back in 2018. Hannah and Conrad re-evaluate whether their opposite outlooks on life will be able to coexist off the boat. Adam, the prevailing voice of reason once again, tells her she knew he was 23 and had “no bank account.” Well, 23 also means he has the taut skin of a beluga whale, looks fine with his shirt sleeves rolled up, and basically exhales pheromones, which can easily if temporarily overpower even Hannah’s deep-seated materialism.The next day Hannah passes Conrad on the stairs and refuses to acknowledge him. Then he tells João, who’s hangry, resulting in an even worse personality than usual, that his fly’s down.João and Brooke steal away to the observation deck, where Brooke asks if she’s going to find out anything about João that’s going to upset her. Despite Hannah claiming she’s bringing her A-game this time, Adam feels compelled to pop up to the lunch table — set with a centerpiece consisting of driftwood, a bird’s nest, and someone’s pearl thong — to explain he’s serving swordfish over salad, presumably because Hannah can’t even be trusted to explain that.Hannah takes a nap while the guests ride Jet Skis and Brooke sets the table. “I already had my bunk at that point. You're now a Bravo Insider, which gives you access to exclusive videos, sweepstakes, and more.Watch your inbox and welcome to the NBCUniversal family! Which is sound advice for not only this bunch but just about anyone prone to clubbing.